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Bassnectar Takes Stand Against Cyberbullying

Bassnectar has always been one that chooses his words very wisely. And if you weren’t aware, the bass-lord has amassed quite the cult following. Now the common association to his fans are that they are “wooks.” Now thanks to our friends at Urban Dictionary, we know that a wook is….

a dirty, hairy, stinky, mal-nourished, dishonest creature that often travels in packs, with possibly and unfortunately, mangy, multi-colored dogs on hand-made all natural, organic hemp leashes, or alone wandering aimlessly around a concert (usually “hippie music”) parking lot with a few seemingly more important than the music goals; find as many mind altering substances and cram them into their bodies as fast and furiously as possible, get into the show somehow, don’t lose the dog this time, and if by chance they come across unattended property such as a cooler, chair, backpack, or a beverage, it will then become their own. also once inside the show and the music begins, even if it sucks, a true wook will never be able to tell the difference because once the substances take effect, many of them can actually be seen dancing and “gooving” to music that only they can hear. wooks are only useful in one way: if you are trying to warn or scare a younger more easily influenced friend about the dangers of drugs, just tell them to observe and study the behaviors of wooks in their natural surroundings, but warn them that if they get too close, they may risk becoming one themselves!

Now we aren’t here for name-calling, we are here to report the news. And today, Bassnectar shockingly took to Twitter to call out these so-called wooks and take a giant stand against Cyberbullying altogether!


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